Birthdays under the stars and on wet grass. Mariah put out tea light candles with her bare feet and acted like a Flintstone the entire picnic! Audrey got drunk on a litre of Coke when we played "I've never ever" made out with my friend's boyfriend. (Geez, I was just being totally honest. And trying to make Audrey drink some Coke. That's all!!) Anne, Cons and Rach L spent 5 minutes blowing out the (relightable) candles on THE BEST CAKE EVERRR "baked" by THEIR BEST FRIENDS EVERRR. (Nut, Dan and I, hello???) Samira told true Singapore ghost stories the entire evening. Nut told a true (and anticlimax) Singapore ghost story. Gillian's boyfriend/official photographer left after taking 2 pictures for us. (Wtf?) Tatyana was teased about her new boyfriend and had a blonde/copper moment involving a plastic plate with a cup holder. Vienna was upset 99.9% of the time because her white shorts got wet. Dan confessed that she's never said the f- word. (True story.) Rach F and Amelia could only be there in spirit. If you look carefully, you'll notice some white circles floating around..... I'm totally kidding. Rach F was studying. Amelia was not validating her tram card AGAIN, shooting up and trying to not choke on her own vomit in some Australian ditch in Australia (Intervention this weekend when I see you at dinner, fo' shizzle):
