I have a Math paper to sit for later on in the afternoon. (Big waste of time.) I can't even figure out how to work my graphing calculator. It's an expensive instrument that graphs a fucking phallus when I press the "graph" button. (Thanks a lot, @sarahngwow.)
Apparently, after I ate 2 slices of toast an hour ago, I also ate 2 kg worth of chocolates and half a pint of vanilla ice cream. PMS is in the houszze.
hahahaha dudeeeeee
ReplyDelete"You may not be her first, her last, or her only.
ReplyDeleteShe loved before, she may love again.
But if she loves you now, what else matters?
She's not perfect - you aren't either, & the two of you may never be perfect together.
But if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, & admit to being human & making mistakes, hold onto her & give her the most you can.
She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart.
So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze & don't expect more than she can give.
Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, & miss her when she's not there."
oh man dude that is so not cool......
ReplyDeletewah eh Bob Marley reads your blog ah. Maybe hes the one from saudi arabia.
ReplyDeleteAww shoooo sweet, Nigel. Btw, you were WAY OFF last night with "if you get hard hugging her". Looks like you're buying dinner this weekend. Whoowee.....
ReplyDeleteHI BUBBAAAAA!!!!
Hi Rah rah
douche la nigel
ReplyDeleteWe’re meant to lose the people we love, how else would we know how important they are to us?
ReplyDeleteHaha, wow. Ok, you just crossed The Line, my fwend.
ReplyDeleteOMAGAHD ok, I need to get a grip! Call me when you see this cause I miss you, my fwend! I am, what we call, "taking a chill pill". (Your crappy advice is of great value!) ("Uh, ironic hor" <---Ahahahaha to that!) When are you getting home? It's a Wednesday night! You aren't a lady. Just fyi, I'm half way through episode 17. Ha ha ha ha ha....
ReplyDeleteWhoowee. Ok, don't call if it's past 3 AM cause I need to get up early tomorrow to eat ice cream with my bubbas! No, call. No, don't call. Ahaha, I can't decide. Fickle pickle now, hmmm. I'm calling you in 40 minutes. That's 2 episodes. Yes, ballz!
If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.
ReplyDeleteBtw, Winnie The Pooh is a self centred bear.
ReplyDeletejesus christ! the both of you
ReplyDeletebex