Warning: Bitch and whine mode

Hi friends! I could kill something right now.... Something like Andrew. He just spoilt my Thursday Night of Fun by surprising me with a big bottle of green tea. I was going to watch a lot of tv, eat ice cream, paint my nails and then sleep at 3 am. But now, I'm just going to read a book, and most probably fall asleep after a couple of pages. I have a funny feeling that normal girlfriends would
1) be touched by such acts of kindness.
2) exhibit some sort of gratitude, for being blessed with thoughtful boyfriends.
3) say neither "I don't want the green tea" nor "I'm going to throw it away".

But me, being me - uniquely Justine, I feel like killing him. And like icing on the cake, he said nice, sweet things when I sent him an indirect "piss off, leave me alone" text message. Is he for real? I feel like digging his eyeballs out.

To put an end to this misery, I've decided to give my boyfriend away. Anyone nice, sweet, funny and loving can have him. He likes candy and loves making out. Leave a comment if you're interested. However, if your first name contains 3 or more of the following letters: y, e, r, d, u, a, you aren't allowed to participate. God give me grace..........

I think I will delete this later, when my raging hormones have settled. And somebody, please run me over with a nice red car. I can't be human. Ok, cya.