How are things? My mom officially turned Old on Saturday. Like 55 years kind of old. It was sort of a big deal because my mom is a big deal. To be frank, we'd be very miserable and lost without her. And even though Karen and I have sworn to never be like mom, I think we both know that being like mom, is like being The Ultimate Mom. And who wouldn't want to be T.U.M. for their children, right? After all, your mother is in your bones.Anyway, I got into a huge fight with her last night. Something about me having rnb hip hop on full volume and her blasting awful tribal music at 11 in the night. So at breakfast this morning, I refused to eat the ham sandwich she made for me. I know she knows I don't eat ham, I know she did it on purpose. I told her I wasn't hungry and that I'd give it to the homeless man I see everyday, on my way to school. Then she tried to kill the both of us by almost crashing our car into another car, on the way to the train station. Anyway, I ended up eating the sandwich during my break. (Still hater of ham, though.....)
Something good soon. Happy holidays, have a good week!
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