I'm going to heaven.
I found a cute little lost 3 year old boy named Arthur at the supermarket today. He had eyes so blue, they looked like weather. (Ripped that off Tom Petty.) And instead of kidnapping him, I returned him to his mother. It was so totally obvious he wanted to come with me, though. He held my hand, and when I asked him what his mom looked like, he said "Like you!" (She didn't. He wishes.)
Here's a list of The Best Shapes that I came up with while on the bus:
Square
Triangle
Circle
Hexagon
Pentagon
Big boobs
Ok, got a couple of emails to write. Bye!
Ps- How about you answer your stupid phone? I KNOW you can see your phone. And I know that YOU KNOW that it's me. I mean, you're constantly checking it when we're together. I guess you just don't wanna talk to me........ And that's FINE. As long as YOU'RE fine with the fact that YOU'RE A DOG AND YOU'RE DEAD TO ME. Unless you're busy working, then I totally get it and it's fine. Just call me back. XO
haha you weeetard
ReplyDeletewe're all avoiding you gillian.......... just fyi. i love you all the time. even more when you say "are we kissing?" in the middle of a kiss.
ReplyDelete"totally in the zone"
nigel
BEFORE I FORGET, yes your boobs are HUGEEEEE.
ReplyDeletetotally getting some next weekend
nigel
totally on a roll
ReplyDeletenigel
Gillian is the 2nd coolest gal I know......! Haha
ReplyDeleteYa ya ya ya ya ya...... (4 eye rolls here) Ahahahaha! So happy, I'm dizzy. Haha, whoot whoot... Why won't you believe me when I tell you that I'm staying home to get work done? Cause, yknow, I'm a "highly motivated individual" now. Yknow?? Sleep in my bed as long as you don't smell like David. "Woot woot" and ahahahaha! Bye bye bye baby
Btw will Lisa be in Sg this weekend?
i dont even wnaana try to figure out what the both of you are up to........
ReplyDeleteyou dropped my ipod right?!
HAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAGA T=YOU GUYS CAN STOP BEING RETARDED NOW AHAHAHAHHAHA
ReplyDeleteWasn't me. I swear on Nigel's face.
ReplyDeleteWe miss you too, Lisa!!!!