The only boy who was both willing and able to go out with us was Gerard, ceteris paribus. We decided that we wanted to have a Girls' Night Out (GNO), and so said "Sorry, Gerard. But you have a penis. See you next weekend." Elaine ended up bringing a non- girl human to dinner. He was very shy and quiet so it was all right, because I think we forgot he was there 5 minutes after saying "Hi.":
Spent a night gossiping at Amelia's place. We ran out of gossip around 3 AM, and decided on a whim to invite the second generation of Skins over for some warm beer. UnFORTUNATELY, those who weighed below 90 lbs (the girls), or have family in Africa (Thomas) already had other plans, so only JJ, Cook and Freddie came by:
My brother Jarrold waited an hour behind a bush to surprise Julia with The Bestest Chocolate Cake
On Earth In The Universe. While waiting, Stu promised to take me to see Special K spin, if I finished 10 cups of Malibu Rum mixed with pineapple juice in 10 minutes. I did 2 cups in 20 minutes and was almost feeling It. Bro, we missed a
marble table breaking night or something Special K would call a "crazy crazy night". (Following someone on Twitter is not the same as stalking.) Anyway, just slightly over an eternity later, Julia fanned her candles out as a H1N1 precautionary measure and everyone ate cake and was gay:
