Hello friends, I'm back with the strength of 10 men and a Siamese cat.
Actually, I'm so sad I don't even know how to properly express myself. I am like ten million 16 year olds listening to Radiohead and Dashboard Confessional, rolled into one. Nobody should feel this sad.
I am beginning to think that I have done some horrible thing and that the universe is now punishing me for it. Maybe it is because one time I accidentally pushed my autistic friend into the public pool, and not only did his iPod die but he almost drowned. Or maybe it is because I always hide the potato crisps behind the wine, behind the fruit and nut loaf, beside the tapas spread, next to the eggs, behind the organic cereal, behind the pot of left over lamb stew, behind the 1 kg block of cream cheese in our refrigerator, so that my brothers can't find them and then eat them. Or maybe it is because I saw my sister's dog humping one of her cats, and they saw me seeing them, and that was rude. Or maybe it is because I was eating frozen yogurt outside a mosque while my friends were being booked by policemen for underage smoking. OR, MAYBE, I don't know...... I just want to go home and stick my head in Andrew's armpit!!!!
Anyway, please send happy thoughts of generosity to our health minister. Tomorrow, I am going (to beg on hands and knees if needed) to see if there is any way possible that he will agree to extend our school holidays. Otherwise, I have exams to sit for in college when it reopens next week and that is not very cool.
In return for your good thoughts, I will answer any questions you have so long as they are easy enough for me to look up on Wikipedia/Yahoo! Answers. My hair is long and knotted, and feels a lot like its pubic cousins. That should cover any questions about hair. Have a good day=)