Day 162

HELLO.

This might sound kind of spastic coming from me because I count my calories at the dinner table, sit in front of the mirror for hours, go on "diets" (ice cream sundaes/double cheese burger at 4 AM, sushi buffets, a bag of Lay's in a half hour) and I sometimes let my body mass determine my self worth, but this is important (How selfless!):

You should start loving your body if you don't already. Even if when you jump for joy......... You get stuck. And even if you think "you ain't got no alibi, you ugly eh". I think you should like your body because it's the only body you're going to have, and it's all yours! My mom sometimes says to me, "Your body is never going to change for you, if you keep telling it that you hate it". So, be nice to your body! That includes taking care of it by not cutting your own fringe in the middle of the night, and with what you put inside it. (I.e. Food, liquid, boy's privates, etc.)

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Btw, Hi Rachel! How is studying in the polytechnic going? Are you getting away with NOT handing your assignments in there, too?? We miss you! I mean, we REALLY miss you. I won't even face the fact that you've left us!

Young Econs tutor: Why do I only have 2 essays? There are like, 20 of you here.
Justine: Uhhhhhh...... I think Rachel didn't hand hers in.

Aged Econs tutor: (shouting into portable microphone) Where *static noise* where *static noise* where *static noise* where *static noise* where *static noise* where *static noise* are *static noise* the *static noise* the *static noise* essays? *static noise*
Justine: Ummmm, can't hear you! Umm... I think........ Rachel..

Math tutor: So like...... Ya'll cannot count ah? How come I am still missing some of your assignments? I mean, if ya'll cannot do simple Maths then... Uh, please go to the office and take the withdrawal form.
Justine: RACHEL! PLEASE!

GP tutor: I think I still haven't gotten all of your AQ......
Justine: Omg. Rachel................

Female Geography tutor: Hey guys, I don't think I've seen everyone's tutorial 7.
Justine: R- A- C- H- E- L!!

Male Geography tutor: I'M NOT A DONKEY!!!! *bitch fit* Hao Ze, stand! Jackston, stand! Jonathan, stand! Leon, sit! Charlotte, stand! Natasha, stand! Justine, stand! Stephanie, sit! Carol, stand on the table! He Shuang, stand! Shan, stand! Christopher.... Oooh, nice name. But you are an embarrassment and a disgrace to all the Christophers in the world! HANDSTAND! Triple somersault back- flip roll squat fart!
Justine: -

Come back, Rachel..... The teachers have started scolding US.

Ps- I like your post from the evening of June 7. It's so creative! You really immersed yourself, almost had me fooled! (Ahahaha..... ) Take care