Day 076

Hey guys! My parents have been out of town for quite a few days now. Just some of the implications: Ice cream for breakfast, frozen things and potato crisps for lunch, cold pasta (dinner) at 4 AM. Also, leaving drool marks on Val's pillow, on the table at a prata house and on sidewalks. (Promiscuous.... Hmmm?)

For those of you who find yourselves frequently falling asleep in places that are Not Your Bed, you will notice that either your chin has gotten furry or your boobs have started acting strange. If you can help it, do not sleep at all. ('Cause sleep is for the weak.) It's not just very teenage and cool to not sleep, but it also speeds up the painful Unique Identity Search (teen thing).

I'm kidding, of course. Please go to bed tonight. Do not care for what the people in Bring Me the Horizon say (scream), I've seen pictures of them getting shut eye on the internet. (I've stopped playing scary music on mute. I get nightmares on some nights.) Sons of Azrael, Children of Bodom, Immortal Souls, See You Next Tuesday, Scar Symmetry, Let The Terror Eradicate....... I just named a few bands to show off my super dope taste in scary music. (If you like, you can view my entire list here.) The last band, Let The Terror Eradicate, is extra dope. You will want to check their MySpace profile out. (I'm not just saying that- I can also sign it, mime it, morse code it, do an interpretive dance to it.)

Anyway, the other night, Nigel- yea, we hang out with Nigel a lot- left his urine sample on the front left wheel of a Ferrari, we named Warren. (Name your car. Or your father's car. Or your mom's car. Or just name- on- the- certificate- of- entitlement's car. Name that car! It's very dope to be naming cars now.) I say 'urine sample' because after a spirited debate about the wheel rim design, rosary hanging from its rear- view mirror, colour of the car, the presence of a tissue box, type of dashboard clutter, and suspension height, we concluded that Warren belonged to a doctor. The only other people who buy expensive cars these days are lawyers, bankers, Indian chiefs, and fashion designers, by the way. Heh....

After that, we wanted to order 6 New York Deli pizzas and some cheesy bread sticks from Sarpino's but ended up calling the home of an angry woman who was rudely awoken by our large order and request for extra packets of chilli flakes. As a result, we got McDonald's delivered to us at lamppost 127 along a certain street.

On Monday morning, while walking along the river that was flowing towards an Irish pub that, according to Danial, was open and serving alcoholic beverages, I decided to join a band because right now it is very modish- Or dope. Whichever you like better- to be in a band. (Hey sweetheart! Battle of the Bands, hmmmm? Or maybe Live 'n' Loaded, hmmm?) Sarah plays the triangle, Kieran plays the soccer ball and may start playing bass soon. Danial does vocals in tune, and very nicely. I do vocals out of tune and I sometimes harmonise, if I feel like it- Also very nicely. Our sound is so fresh!!!!

Gotta go thaw lunch for Andrew and myself now. (How dare you tell me you've fallen out of love with me!) Bye bye

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