Day 062

Hi! The college is having its annual cross country meet tomorrow. Ugh. Ew. Ahhh. (All things negative.) Jon (longhair4lyf@hotmail.com) came up with this ingenious plan to run the first 20m, and then eat Pringles and Lay's while walking the remaining 4km.

Sometimes, I find sitting with boys at recess kind of similar to eating a bowl of noodles in a poorly ventilated toilet cubical. We sat away from them today and played Shoot, Shag or Marry. Everyone made an unanimous decision to shoot our Physical Education Rep. (aka letsgetSUPAphysical92@hotmail.com)

Anyway, sexgod_1989@hotmail.com.cn, who sits behind me during tutorials very publicly accused me of having a love bite today. After which, he immediately offered to do all my Chinese homework for me. I accepted, and decided not to kill him- He's a scholar from Shanghai.

After weeks of close observation, I've concluded that there might be a force field around the area where I sit in class that while protecting me from monsters, also increases my digestion by 5 times the normal human speed. Sarah's Oreo cookies came in very handy around noon the other day- Fifteen minutes after I'd finished a plate of sambal chicken rice.

In desperation, we depleted our supply of weird flavoured nougats this afternoon. Virtual hugs for anyone who can name one person who eats peppermint flavoured nougats by choice. The eternal question springs up again: Have advancements in technology been successful in eliminating world hunger? (8 marks) *LORMS much- Geography geek joke*

So tired these past few days: I've been staying up past 2am, trying to determine my face shape (square/pentagon) and..... A bunch of other stuff. Hey guys, having a sleeping disorder is the next big thing after having an eating disorder and taking Xanax, in case you didn't know.

Anyway, Andrew and I inadvertently celebrated Jon Bon Jovi's 47th birthday yesterday. We went to the market for breakfast and bought mangoes home, which we ate when we got up from our nap. In the night, Andrew let me squeeze his blackheads and clean his earwax.

Have to go now. Love you all

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