Sunday, December 7, 2008



For some bizarre reason, I've been showing a lot of leg lately. Could be that I now spend most days in the wilderness. Shorts are ideal for the wilderness. (I am attempting to write about fashion.) I have mixed feelings about high waist shorts, though. They take too many years off my age, which I'm not sure is always a good thing.

Moving on, let's talk about my tank top. Oooh, horizontal stripes...... What a steal! I can't do this.

Anyway, my mom decided to stop giving me my allowance last week. I can't find my way to the truth. She might as well have confiscated my oxygen at the same time. A friend of a friend has been paying for my meals and transportation. Well, indirectly, anyway. I sold her some of my old stuff, and used the cash I got to get around.

I think my mom is hanging out with the wrong crowd again. The last time that she'd hung out with the wrong crowd, she hid our shoes around the house when we didn't return them to the rack. And then, when we didn't put our clothes into our closets, she threw them out into the garden.

Nagging is not a motivational tool.
Screaming is not a motivational tool.
Throwing porcelain plates is not a motivational tool.
Having only the right- side to your shoe is a motivational tool.
Having no clean clothes is a motivational tool.
More recently: Having no money is a motivational tool.

Spent an hour yesterday working on my avatar for Twitter. You know what they say, your avatar is a window into your soul. My avatar is currently giving off Freakazoid vibes, so I might spend another hour (or 2..... Or 3) working on it today.

Have to go now, no proper sleep all week. Good day to everyone=)

Ps- Dearest Lisa, even though you are undoubtedly the apple of my eye, I might have to start charging you for my alteration services, if I do not see the light at the end of this tunnel soon. (I didn't know how else to tell you, so I thought I'd let you read it for yourself.)

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous14:46

    eh i thought you not eating? why got macs delivery all at night?? little miss piggy.

    get a job.... intern at mag. it'll be good for you:)

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  2. hahaha you are too cute!

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  3. Anonymous16:44

    u sexy bunny.hahahahhahahahha love you long time juzzy.sounds like you're enjoying your holidays.

    stay pretty

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  4. Anonymous17:16

    HOT!

    great writing;p

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  5. Anonymous20:29

    haha eh your so nonsense lah!cutie

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  6. Hugs and kisses for everyone. Shorts from Mango

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  7. Pretty Style! Nice Day!

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  8. Anonymous23:24

    ho gawd your mother is so so so awesome. what is she making this christmas?! heeeeeee you're soooooo lovable. come we play more board games!

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  9. Anonymous23:51

    your face damn cute lah like some kid. you physically stayed 10 yrs old!

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  10. Anonymous00:26

    i'm voting you "most likely to become famous"

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  11. Anonymous12:25

    that was EPIC.haha.steve

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  12. Anonymous12:09

    pfffft

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  13. Anonymous12:10

    btw steve did you catch my kill??? am i not awesome??!!?!

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  14. Anonymous20:54

    hi jussy, ur swimming suit is in my house:)

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  15. Thanks!

    val- Are you sure it's mine? How sure are you? It could be Sarah's........

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