Monday, May 26, 2008


How are things? My mom officially turned Old on Saturday. Like 55 years kind of old. It was sort of a big deal because my mom is a big deal. To be frank, we'd be very miserable and lost without her. And even though Karen and I have sworn to never be like mom, I think we both know that being like mom, is like being The Ultimate Mom. And who wouldn't want to be T.U.M. for their children, right? After all, your mother is in your bones.

Anyway, I got into a huge fight with her last night. Something about me having rnb hip hop on full volume and her blasting awful tribal music at 11 in the night. So at breakfast this morning, I refused to eat the ham sandwich she made for me. I know she knows I don't eat ham, I know she did it on purpose. I told her I wasn't hungry and that I'd give it to the homeless man I see everyday, on my way to school. Then she tried to kill the both of us by almost crashing our car into another car, on the way to the train station. Anyway, I ended up eating the sandwich during my break. (Still hater of ham, though.....)

Something good soon. Happy holidays, have a good week!

21 comments:

  1. Anonymous22:53

    My... your mum has such character. Haha what a cutie that one!

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  2. Anonymous23:13

    you and your mother are one in a million!and you write pretty well...enjoyed reading

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  3. Anonymous23:29

    Hahahahaha. Jimmy! Go to my blog, go to my blog!

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  4. Anonymous10:40

    You're very entertaining, i enjoy reading your blog (:

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  5. Anonymous19:49

    VERY NICEEEEE....


    steve

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  6. Anonymous19:57

    HAHA babe you'ev always been quiteeee the entertainer!hiiii i cannot wait to see you next week did we say?love always, vaneeee

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  7. Anonymous22:02

    i love how you write and i think you are a sweetheart

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  8. i love your blog darling, really unique ;) keep updating kayy! i love reading it and all that :)

    xx

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  9. lisa- She can be cute.... At times...

    anonymous- Oooh thx

    harry- hottie;p

    anon- thank you!

    steve- verrrry nice....

    van- harrow c how?

    nic- ya

    anon- thank you!

    elle- thank you! cya soon

    mysterious fwend- HAHA I got it in less than 4 minutes. Why do you have to be so mean?

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  10. Anonymous20:51

    HAHAHAHA OHHH MY GOD I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR ANSWERING YOUR PHONE

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  11. Anonymous22:05

    hello

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  12. Anonymous23:44

    HAH HA HA ohmigosh?! love you juzzyrooo

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  13. Anonymous18:21

    your posts are so hilarious. keep blogging. reading this relieves my stress..

    market girls remember?
    stil selling fish??

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  14. Anonymous20:58

    I think I've fallen for you

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  15. Anonymous21:06

    HAHA. juzzy wuzzy. i swear. the comments on your blog are hilarious. hahaha. esp the latest one like above.
    anywayy. the world doesn't revolve around your face.
    HAHAHHAA. and my boobs.
    dance night!!! funfunfun. the guy on cons blog. mitch hewer. super hot! like KJJ. WAHAHA.

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  16. Anonymous21:08

    oh by the way the i've fallen for you comment is not by me.

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  17. Anonymous21:14

    JUSTINE!!! DON'T GIVE UP!!! I KNOW YOU'VE GIVEN UP!!!!!! BLOG TODAY!

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  18. HAHAHA hi everyone!!!!!

    monica samy- HAHAHHA HI MONICA! It's been a long time man! I will keep blogging, just 4 u. Ahahah yes market girls, I remember.... I am a failure. Cya soon!

    anon- OH!

    Amelia- HAHAHAHAHHAHA! Yaaa man, today was fun! And please remember the world doesn't revolve around your boobs.

    anon- Ahaha ok, I won't give up!

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  19. And Mitch Hewer is mine...........

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  20. Anonymous23:06

    i like your mum. sexually.

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  21. Aahahahaha back off shaun!

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