Too cool for an Amath test (Haha)

I am to sit for a frikken Amath test after school, which I am so tempted to feign an illness for. I just know that tomorrow at 2.30 pm, I am going to be so tired, too tired to sit for an Amath test. Don't look at me like that, it's not my fault I just know these kind of things. It's like sometimes, when you smell your armpits and you just know that you'll be in the shower within the next 2 minutes.

However, I will not do whatever I've said, as I am terrified of my Math teacher, even though I am Quite Da Gangstaaa. She is to be feared, guys. Mwahaha ok, I should stop in case she comes across this space. Which is quite possible because she is a secret agent. She knows stuff. She just knows like, a lot of stuff. "Hey guys! It's me, Justine! And I have 2 ears and a secret agent Math teacher!" Am I the only person who finds that strange? Yes, apparently so. My friends don't seem really bothered by the fact that our Math teacher knows a lot more than the binomial theorem and differentiation. And I'm not saying Math teachers are only allowed to know about the binomial theorem and differentiation, and nothing else. I mean, would we even have Math teachers then? Let's just be a little more realistic, what I am saying is, my Math teacher is a secret agent. I have been saying that from 45 seconds ago...... I'm not sure why I carried on for another 45 seconds about my secret agent Math teacher. I swear she'd spit on my calculator if she ever reads this!

I don't want to give her more stuff to add to her "I abhor Justine, even though she behaves relatively well in my class, because....." list.

1) She is irresponsible, and skipped her job attachment last November. (Hellooooo? They made me paste stickers onto vitamin bottles on my first day, and then cut really thick paper for 5 hours straight, the following day:(........... )
2) She did the last revision test in pencil (AAAAAAAAaaand, so??)
3) Even my 7 year old (In human years) pet cat, Scaramouche, has better penmanship.
4) There was one day where she did not wear her pinafore over her P.E. attire (OMG! Are you shitting me? Justine did what? Justine did not wear her pinafore over her P.E. attire? Flippin' hell!)
......... Possible 4.25) Referred to me as a secret agent Math teacher in
cyberspace (I honestly meant it as 75% compliment, 25% insult)

I think it's unfair to abhor me for the above reasons. I think the only teacher who has the right to hate me is my Geography teacher from last year. Yea..... Nowadays a person's got to have rights to like or dislike someone. Get with the programme, guys. Here's a list I've made up for my Geography teacher who should, but does not, dislike me.

"Reasons why my Geography teacher from last year has the right to hate me"

1) I ate during her lessons
2) I did my Math homework during her lessons
3) I slept during her lessons
4) I skipped her lessons
5) I laughed and talked really loudly to Nut (Who was at that time, only 15 cm away from my face)
6) I basically tried my best to do as many non-Geographical things as I could possibly manage during her lessons

You see, she should hate me. But just the other day, she asked me what I thought about her new hair do. Some things, I will never understand. Like the people always say, "God works in mysterious ways". Don't ask me what people. Probably the Catholic people. Oh that's me!!!! Ok, goodbye!