A taste of Thailand

Mango with sticky rice. Our favourite Thai dessert, mom and I.

O O O O O O O O O.............. O......................................... OMG....... Guess who just came home with his Thai lover? Thankfully, things in the household are still as cool as a cucumber. I can come up with only one reason explaining the peace and serenity which we are currently experiencing. My mother, the over dramatic one, is having her afternoon nap. (Which is eating into the evening.) She is still unaware of the new...... Situation. I think this is every mother's worst nightmare - To go to sleep one afternoon, and then wake up in the evening to a Thai girl living in your son's room. Ok, I dunno.......... I guess worst nightmares must vary from mother to mother.

Anyway I'm not even surprised that Stu's brought home his Thai lover. I was just acting all surprised. As if mom's objection was going to stop him from flying his Thai girl home. I think the only thing left for me to do now, to top his recent Act of Rebellion, is to flunk my O'levels. And hello? Like I'd ever choose to do that, just for a title. Anyway are there even people out there, who choose to fail life-determining-exams? Besides, I've already had The Talk with my mom - The "What would you do to me, mom? If I failed my O'levels?" one. She's threatened to sign me up with a maid agency called "Mama On Wheels". I cannot believe I am competing with Stu for the "The Most Rebellious Kid In The Crib" title. Just leave it for the teenager, ok?

Right now I'm feeling about 3 different kinds of emotions. I am upset with Stu for telling everyone (Excluding mom and Karen. But no one tells Karen anything, anymore. Ha ha ha.) but me, about his Thai girlfriend. I had to find out from mom. Who found out from dad. This is how out of the loop I am, in every community. At first I thought it was my name that was the problem. But I've ruled that out - I just did a Google search on my name and its meaning is "fair and upright", not "girl you do not tell stuff to". It is also of Latin origin. More examples of how I fail to get memos include the time where I was the last person to find out about my boyfriend making out with another girl. And the times when there were extra Chemistry lessons after school, but nobody told Nut and I..... How can people be so evil? (Ahahaha....)

The 2 other emotions, I can't describe. But I know I'm feeling 2 other different emotions.

Ok, Thai girl's name is Joy, by the way. I've known since 3 hours ago truthfully, but just wasn't ready to start referring to her as Joy and accept her into my life, until 4 seconds ago. And I bet "Joy" isn't even her real name. I bet her real name is something like "Ko Kai". Which means "Chicken" in Thai. Or maybe "Kho Khai". Which is "Egg" in Thai. Anyway Joy is pretty. And I think she understands the English language. She was able to shake her head and smile when I asked her if she would like some ice cream. And she doesn't look like the 'girls' in the third picture of my previous post. And Stu is in a good mood. And her titties are ginormous. Would I be offending her by asking if she's had them done? I have a strong feeling I will be, but I'm dying to know.

My mother is so amazing, I am in awe. She is being such a cucumber(really cool) now, I am so proud of her. However, I think she still thinks that Joy's put a spell on Stu and she's started speaking to everyone in Malay. I'm guessing that this is how she's decided to deal with the whole "Thai girl's living at my house, my house" situation. (Daft Punk is playing at my house - LCD Soundsystem)

Anyway there's school tomorrow. That's dog's bollocks. I am in no position to complain, many of my friends would say though, because I'm not there half the time. But my mind's made up, I'm bringing alcohol for everyone. We gonna parrrrtaye, peepz!

All right gonna have a nice shower now! I think I'll probably delete this and write something else later, cya!