Bring on Change

Hey ya'll, I'm trying to do something new so if you see the font change don't be scared, all right? Anyway, was thinking of getting my own hit counter. But I know if I had a hit counter on this space..... I'd refresh the page at least 10 times everyday. (Traits of a Loser)

As of an hour ago, I've officially given up trying to keep the ants away from my emulsion of cod liver oil. They just keep coming back! And anyway, I'm going to be done with the bottle by the end of today. Ha ha, how'd you like me now? And I'd like to inform everyone that, Muslims can't eat Percy Pig gums because it contains "Pork Gelatine"........ Whatever that is.

The internet is rather slow today. I think it might be spoilt. Would it be more accurate, if I said the internet machine is spoilt? Or do we just get the internet by wires nowadays? I don't know, but something is amiss. The last time I brought this up to mom when I experienced a slow internet connection, she couldn't care less - My youtube video took a frikken eternity to buffer. And I ended up watching the wrong video anyway. Guess how cheesed off I was? Very.

All my mom did, was to roll her eyes and say something like, "I hope the computer explodes." My mother doesn't believe in the internet. It's evil, she says. (And crayons are too.) But it's a totally different story when she needs me to check the schedule for her pilates out online. Sometimes I feel that my mother was born into the wrong century. We do not believe in microwaves, nor ice makers at home. And we only recently got ourselves a kettle and a toaster oven..... Which I will forever be grateful for.

I think my deprivation of microwave popcorn is the root cause of my inability to make new friends and the main reason for my loner status in society. Perhaps I should also stop staring at people. Ok, I'm out! Be back real soon.