Saturday, October 18, 2008

Hello

We've nothing in our fridge apart from a jar of bird's nest, some carrots, a drawer of grapefruits (Seriously, what the hell? There are, like, at least 15 in there.), milk past its best before date of 12 OCT 08 16: 42 and a jar Borges' of pitted Spanish olives. Yea, plus the usual raw fish and chicken. What good is a fridge without raw food? Hey I think the real question here is, what good is raw food without someone to cook it? Yea, my mom's out....... Having fun. And, I'm guessing food too.

I'm starving. Unintentionally. The jar of bird's nest seemed to be calling out to me, but I remain hesitant. I have faint memories of my mom telling me not to eat it because it's my grandmother's. Or something. I can't remember. What faint memories. But, you know I might just have it if I can get the jar open. I've got to sit for big exams all week, next week. This is BRAND'S Bird's Nest. Like very coincidentally, all the top scorers for our national exams take BRAND'S Essence of Chicken, or something. (Hey Elle, you may not know this because you're hardly ever in Singapore to see the posters, but you know who else takes BRAND'S? Utt. *GASP!* Haha) So I've realised bird's nest in a jar isn't exactly the same as liquified chicken in a jar. But it's still BRAND'S.... In a jar.

Oh. I found waffles in the freezer actually, but I don't approve of carbohydrates after sunset. Ahaha, I'm kidding. We're out of Aunt Jemima. Waffles are not waffles without Aunt Jemima. (That's what we call maple syrup at home/the brand of maple syrup we use.) My mom made us organic buckwheat pancakes the other day, which tasted like cardboard. (Normal wheat flour is so hazardous for our blood type.) My brother did this thing where he like........ Was inconsiderate, and finished all the maple syrup with his pancakes.

Ok, gotsssstogo. Laterzzzz!