Greetings! I've got a History test tomorrow. Flippin'... Hell........ The pressure to pass this test is almost unbearable. I am The History Representative in class, and I think my teacher quite likes me. I mean, he doesn't scold me much. So he must like me, right? I can't fail! My classmates are doting on me. Moreover if I fail the test, I'd have to attend extra History classes on Saturdays. I'm more concerned about the latter part, der. I've let tons of people down before- On several occasions. So..... Yea, whatevs.I was going to read through my History textbook this afternoon, but... Things happened. Things like pissing the Macs delivery guy off, and then calling the customer service hotline to complain about our melted ice cream sundaes and about how the delivery guy refused to give us spoons. We were going to ask for free happy meals, since we really needed cheering up.
Semi liquid sundae - spoon = sadness
Sadness + happy meal = happiness
I dunno, you do the math. But things happened, again. (I know, right? Wat up, dawg? Things keep happening!) We just got 2 free apple pies in the end. Which wasn't exactly our idea of happiness. When life hands you lemons, eat an apple pie.... I guess?
Life never goes 'as planned'. I don't know why I even bother planning. Ok no, I plan because it makes me feel like as though I've got things under control. But being the moron that I am, I think planning is pretty useless. Especially so, if you're a Justine.
Anyway, sorry your innocent eyes were exposed to naked girls at goawaycreeps.blogspot. Maybe next time I'll mention that I will be changing my blog link. Gee, but how mysterious would I be then? Giving you details about where I'd be disappearing to.
Gonna go now, God bless!
Haha I love u andrew? Haha, what up with the missing "yo"? Tsktsk, cardinal sin.
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ReplyDeletecons- Cardinal sin.... Hahaha
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